I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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