Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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