Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
