Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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