A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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