So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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