just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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