How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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