Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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