I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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