Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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