Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Text me some of your sweat
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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