I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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