The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's shark week go big or go home
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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