First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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