Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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