Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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