im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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