Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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