It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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