Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize