After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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