I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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