I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine