her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.