I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I wear drunk well.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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