So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i drank out of a bidet.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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