You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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