Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry whothefukc hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(862): View more from New Jersey

The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

Fav 6 1430 1009
share tweet
(269): View more from Michigan

You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous

(269): View more from Michigan

If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.

Fav 17 6737 1071
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell

Fav 27 1567 6061
share tweet
(504): View more from Louisiana

Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.

Fav 13 2421 2942
share tweet
(314): View more from Missouri

Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine

Fav 7 3168 1631
share tweet
(858): View more from California

for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers

Fav 19 4577 1997
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..

Fav 4 2454 1059
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch

Fav 2 27 59
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(601): View more from Mississippi

But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.

(1-601): View more from Mississippi

Who is this?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Oops wrong number

Fav 0 75 11
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT