Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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