just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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