Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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