you traded sex for a burrito?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Randomize