He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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