Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize