just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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