We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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