I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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