Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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