He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Enjoy the penises
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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