WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize