please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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