Please, let me fuck your mom
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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