No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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