someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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