But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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