Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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