So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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