My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I think my moral compass just broke
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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