Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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