i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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