i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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