Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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