Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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