i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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